Monday, April 3, 2017

Elmo ordering from Starbucks

Elmo ordering from Starbucks
“Hello, may I take your order?” asked the cashier
The short, red monster peers over the counter with his eyes like ping pong balls and his bright orange nose. “Elmo wants caffeine”
“we are happy to help you,” the clerk goes on “Here at Starbucks we have quite the selection of coffees. What would you like?”
“Elmo would like a coffee”
“yes but what kind? We have hot or iced coffee?
“ice makes elmo cold”
“so, a hot coffee?”
“would you like anything on it? Cookie crumbs, whipped cream?
“elmo wants whipped cream”
Anything sprinkled on top?”

“elmo needs jimmies!!!”

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